Where are the hookers?

Hello, is this Homer Simpson? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

HIs listeners are gullible and he is smart enough to know and expoit this.
1)Work up the crowds who actually listen with all kinds of world and civilization ending rhetoric
2) Use breaks to sell things from Infowars line of "survival products"
3) ???
4) Profit

Stop crying, Murray. Act like a commissioner for God's sake.

And it will be voiced by a white guy, a la Apu.

Hunks are not good listeners, sorry Doug.

Arise chicken!

Toe thumbs!

Now i need to go into Forza, find a Mercedes 300SL and make a Blue Morpho mobile. I like it much more than the old flying Monarch mobile, including his original one that had hand operated butterfly wings and may be modeled after a Mercury Monarch. At least Manolo didn't find a beat up old Stanza.

The farmers daughter outfit and blonde hair reminded me instantly of the Seinfeld episode The Bottle Deposit: Part 2 when Kramer kicks Newman out to lose weight while chasing Jerry's stolen Saab and Newman ends up being chased out by her father after ignoring his rules regarding her.

Jurassic Bark is 1 of 2 episodes of Futurama I can't watch the whole thing. The other is the newer one where I believe Fry is looking for a noise in his dreams and at the end of the episode he ends up in his Mom's dream. I saw this episode once after my mom beat stage 4 cancer but just before she had a stroke (she has…

I like how he sounds like the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons, only snobbier.

Your avatar implores me to ignore him.

Morgan is Carl and Carol is Lenny.