Same here, they're woven out of palm leaves.

Looks like Randy's been eatin' too many God damn cheeseburgers.

Where does realtree camo stand? I see that shit EVERYWHERE

Sorry dude, you have the following choices:
1. Huge ass jorts (Kevin Smith style)
2. Bermuda (mimosas and rowing, like you mentioned)
3. Basketball (DAMN YOU MICHAEL JORDAN!)
4. Cargo (also means you have an option about subbed or dubbed anime)

I'm just wondering, what do people who can get insurance do if this bill passes?

Gary Johnson. That guy all but completely vanished off the face of the earth after November.

He's that odd sort of comedian that always jokes about how fat and stupid they are.

Well, I learned something today about the historical definition of decimate.

His election campaign is never going to end.

I thought he was good in that Steve Jobs movie, problem was everything else about the movie was complete garbage.

Every New Years Day a giant truck drives up to Mariah Carey's house and dumps a huge pile of cash on her front yard. It's the royalties money she gets from that song! She then shreds it and uses it as mulch for her rose gardens.

I know that, but the survey was referring to a magical hypothetical situation where you knew Trump was going to win no matter who you voted for. In that case I can see a lot of people either not bothering to show up, or writing in Bernie Sanders/Jill Stein/Morbo from Futurama.

The Hillary regret makes sense though. Why vote for a mainstream candidate you only sort of agree with if you knew they were going to lose? You might as well vote 3rd party.

I don't think this movie came out in theaters anywhere near me, which is odd since I'm in the midwest, and this movie takes place in the freaking midwest. Ended up renting it from a Redbox.

Yeah, violent threads are bad, but it's not like Ann Coulter is acting in good faith by speaking at Berkeley.

Sweet sassy molassey!

Yeah, me neither.

Do you think Sir Mix a Lot ever gets tired of people talking to him about butts?

He is, he also actually creates things. Most of popular youtubers seem to be obnoxious talking heads.

WHAT THE FUCK???!!??