"First Knight" is a true blue popcorn classic

He is very very dull. But I do like how easy he is to tone out!

You know I'd give a lot of blame to Troy Aikman. Joe Buck is just there to call the game, and he's pretty dull but not dreadful. Troy on the other hand is supposed to provide color commentary and other insights, but the most interesting thing I've heard him say is that good clean towels are KEY to a good performance…

Yeah, it was all concurrent to the plot of the second Matrix movie too. Terrible idea, that you would have to play a Playstation 2 game beforehand to get the full plot of a movie.

He's a feminist in the same way Russ Meyer was a feminist. But, this seems backwards, wouldn't feminism be better explored by a director who is actually a woman?

I went to a catholic high school, so we'd have liturgies every so often. During the sermon at one, the priest talked about the movie Dogma. He said he had watched it recently, pointing out that was mostly garbage, but he really really liked the idea of "Buddy Jesus".

I'd have a fridge full of LaCroix, even the weird flavors no one likes.

Fuck you retinas! I'm playing Virtual Mario Tennis.

Wow, Fiji Water. Drake must be doing pretty well.

No you see, when this white woman appropriates black culture it's bad, but when this other white woman appropriates black culture, it's very good.

That depends, is selling overpriced garbage and bombing Syria apart of her feminism brand?

A whole lotta words, yet not much content

I can't believe the Chinese version of Iron Man III was used to sell Malk

Hannah has reminded me of George Costanza. They overthink things, make the same mistakes over and over again, and never learn anything, like their brains are wired differently. By the end of the series they seem more like escaped mental patients than being simply flawed.

Protesters go to Berkeley to beat the shit out of each other all the time.

Or Terl hatching a nefarious scheme to…. get a small promotion at work.

I think it's a movie worth watching exactly one time.

They hardly had enough material for Kick-Ass 1

Remember when the cavemen learned how to fly Harriers by dicking around with a flight simulator for an afternoon?

The bull seems like a symbol of their self importance. Look at us, we're big, strong, and masculine!