Hahaha! "Oh hey, you made it! Honey, come over here, I'd like you to meet someone I used to plow"

Ha! What kind of idiot would invite their ex boyfriend/girlfriend to an engagement party?

That's what works so well, he's selfish, but relatable. Without that you wouldn't have a movie.

Her shows are interesting, since it always seems like she really doesn't want to be there.

I'm gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza!

I think it was more along the lines of "Do something from our vaudeville act"

Might be for the best. I'm spending thousands of dollars sending my Giga Pet to Vanderbilt law school.

Damnit! I was looking forward to the Carl's Jr/Hardee's gift card stimulus package we were all going to get.

This is almost as stupid as that NFL song he wrote

"I can't believe you guys went through an entire work day without talking about Batman"

A giant irregular condom filled with cholesterol would also be a good candidate.

Lets hope there are a few Joe Estevez appearances. That guy is a class act and I always enjoy hearing his perspective on cinema.

You'd think NASA could afford better lighting for their spaceships.

Colorado has some interesting regional pizza. The crust is GIANT and it comes with dipping honey.

He seems to have a brief moment of clarity every 3 to 5 years.

I for one think it's good when politicians don't have journalists and political rivals killed. But I'm just some left wing loony.

I remember they would try to hype up games by saying certain teams were HUGE rivals, but it was the first season of the XFL, how much could they really hate each other, or even KNOW each other?

Oh yeah, the one that was just three normal looking guys in hard hats.

"Hey, want to try my shitty homebrew?"

Probably not as long as they get the supreme court pick, lower taxes, and the Muslim ban/wall.