In one episode she had her butt x-rayed to prove it was real.

She should have shown up in Milwaukee, or Madison, or La Crosse, Wisconsin herself instead of sending Biden or Cain.

When I first saw Starship Troopers I knew very little about it. I was extremely confused by the abrupt ending and it took me a while to process everything.

To be honest the Trump supports I know are all doing really well financially. A few are in unions and are almost ready to retire under 60, the others have high paying tech jobs.

HBO has guaranteed at least 5 dongs an episode.

Listen, I could explain my post to you, but I'm currently in the middle of smelting a ton of steel in my back yard.

Instead of streaming, and watching streams, we should work hard for a better tomorrow.

I'll have you know that ancient Judea was filled to the brim with English comedians.

Don't forget money for giant pyramid shaped tombs in New Orleans.

He's the guy who puts the "Eggland's Best" stamp on all the eggs.

Popeye would get my vote. I've always liked how he could punch a charging bull into the sky and have it fall down to the ground as a butcher's stand.

The Next James Bond movie should just be some person sending out phishing emails to various state departments for 90 minutes.

I remember one Halloween getting the Chick Tract that teaches how non-King James versions of the bible were written by Satan.

Give this man a pile of money and send him to Hollywood RIGHT NOW!

These guys all look like they are well into their 40s.

License? Dude, in some states you can drive on down to the Gander Mountain and come home with shotgun or rifle the same day.

Where gears of war really shines is in the head explosions. The people who make these games really know how to render an exploding head.

You know, the term "pearl clutching" gets thrown around a lot these days, but…

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Turns out General Tso was just some Greek dude living in San Francisco