I wouldn't really say they're "employed" by the NFL teams, since traditionally employees get paid by the companies they work for.

She sure got a lot of content from just one joke.

Joke's on them, millennials don't even vote!

That movie was a freak show. It is very hard to believe a New York cosmopolitan like Nev would believe that a fashion model and a child prodigy were living together in Upper Michigan. I think he knew exactly what was going on well before he made the trip.

I haven't seen jarhead, but I did read the book. Sounds like they nailed the overall tone.

The bastards he was referring to were the French dairy farmers.

Maybe he'll double down again and claim that Obama is a being of pure energy that traveled to the US from a mirror universe.

He may be the most vanilla man on the planet.

Letterman spends his time jogging and submitting joke applications to the Ball State University admissions office.

Man I love drinking water.

The protesters were Brazilian gas station owners.

What could we do to Rick Perry that he hasn't already done to himself?

What turned me off to him was when he wrote, directed, produced, and stared in a movie about jacking off.

The criticism doesn't seem fair since it's judging the Harry Potter books on what they aren't, rather than what they are.

That scene in Unforgiven where Richard Harris' character walks over to the craft services table, picks up this huge cherry danish, and starts yelling at the best boy about the lighting set up was pretty weird. I think Eastwood could have cut that out.

They should really go over Bernoulli's principle in basic training.

People were way into giant sandwiches back then.

So is he joining ISIS or what?

"Kickboxer" was made for people who thought "Bloodsport" got bogged down by a heavy plot.

Kevin Smith seems like a guy who never grew up. It shows in the way he takes responsibility for things. In the past few years he's said his movies aren't for critics (or even more recently, not for the audience), as if he's trying to absolve himself from making a bad movie.