It's right here, in the mystical lands of central Florida

Keep this on the down low, but I have on good word that Jim Parsons is a hundred and thirty-seven years old.

I recently found "The Return of Bruno" on vinyl. Bought that right away. Nice to know I gave Bruce Willis a little walking around money.

It seems less like parody and more of a mirror. We've all met people like the characters on "Girls". That type of upper class bohemian artist with more money than talent or passion. The story lines seem very real rather than exaggerations.

The Dune comparison might be an apt one. A movie that isn't "good" but is worth watching.

Getting flat gray burgers that don't taste like meat covered in dehydrated onions is the whole point of white castle.

That was such a nerd response

He custom ordered large pockets for his knife

I'm walkin' in biscuit dough

BLOOD RED SANDMAN COMING HOME AGAIN

One time American surprised me by dumping salad dressing and tearing holes in my checked luggage. For only 50 bucks too!

Lana Del Rey is the lady version of Jared Leto

I think he was talking about how her Dad got OJ off the hook.

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I think it refers to turning on the time machine for 8 hours to go back 8 hours. Like priming a pump before you can use it.

All I could think of is some Fox executive bursting into the Glee writing room and forcibly telling them to write an episode about twerking.

In 6th grade our math teacher had us watch "Stand and Deliver". It was funny since he himself was a really bad math teacher.

Yes, the saxophone is a reed instrument, I'd imagine an asshole would be more like a trombone or trumpet.

I wish Royals was performed by Lordi rather than Lorde.

The sole reason this episode was written is that Katy and Gaga have new albums out. This was an hour long advertisement.