Maybe they could kill some terrorists and then the terrorists come back as demons later in the movie. Hollywood here I come.

Every time Jason Biggs shows up on "Orange is the New Black" it's like someone walked into a crowded room and ripped a huge fart.

Suburban Commando was an experimental film designed to have no target audience.

Too bad dueling is out of vogue. During simpler times Kanye and Chad would just duke it out with cavalry sabers in the basement of some guys castle.

I wish someone would pander to my generation. Only with social security reform rather than movies.

What the fuck

Who is going to play the Queen?

I wonder what the Hanson brothers look like these days. Probably not very good.

I made Tempura with some friends and watched "Ichi the Killer" with varying results. Later we went to a townie bar and got drunk off old style!

This kid I went to middle school with would draw pictures of cars fucking. I wonder whatever happened to him…

Uh oh

Funny thing is that this isn't even the worst Nickleback song. "How You Remind Me" is worse, oh much much worse.

I think there is a point where once you become rich and famous enough you lose all sense of self-awareness

Halifax is a city????? I thought it was just some huge Canadian trailer park island

St Olaf is also the patron saint of "Difficult Marriages"

They need to get an actress america can relate too. Someone with down to earth looks like Scarlett Johansson or Emma Stone

Maybe instead turning a gutter class florist into a princess they could turn a nerd into a hot chick. That is a fresh idea that is sure to put butts in seats.

He's kind of like that guy in "Law Abiding Citizen" where he's not really that smart, it's just that everyone around him his hilariously incompetent.

Ha! He took a private jet to Wendys. Man oh man what will Hollywood think of next.

Does Sinead have a new album coming out or something?