How in the fuck is this looping so perfectly?

Some guys on my team use the dishwasher to wash their gear. They take out the top rack, pile everything in, and run it without soap. I haven't tried it, but they all swear it works great. Haven't asked if all their dishes smell like ass afterwards though.

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He had the open shot, he should have just taken it from there.

I for one dislike this new cutesy street image of SNSD. They were so mature looking during the Genie era, Tiffany went from this sensuous goddess in 2009:

I'm all for fighting in hockey. I don't even mind the line brawl. But Holtby obviously didn't want to fight... This is disgusting. Emery should be suspended.

In his defense, though, he does apparently live in flyover country, so it makes sense that this joke would go right over his head.

A great American once said "The arc of the basketball universe is long, but it bends toward the Clippers being terrible."

Nice try, Reuben. Everyone knows that's just one of the punch cards from the UNIVAC that runs the Oakland Coliseum sanitation system.

Why is anyone who criticizes Kaepernick called a fairweather fan? I've been a 49ers fan for years, through the good and bad. When they made the transition from Alex Smith I didn't think it was the right one. When people were acting like Kaepernick was the greatest QB in history during the offseason I continued to…

I personally want a Game of Thrones version of Mount and Blade Warband.

StarCraft

So this guy was having a bad week, and he was feeling kind of depressed. So his friends told him to go buy a pet to help cheer up.

Hate to be that guy, but I think it's only referred to as the Golden Grand Slam if it also includes the Olympics, a la Steffi Graf in 1988.

Yes.

"Average" only signifies the sum of the units divided by the number of units sampled if that is how you specifically define average for a specific use. "Average" can also refer to median, mode, or any number of other statistical measures...

HAHAHA You're so funny, you know, combining your limited political knowledge with your limited basketball knowledge to make a joke that's simultaneously uninformed, not terribly creative, and grammatically questionable.

Ilya Bryzgalov has also claimed to be spending the offseason studying at one of England's other prestigious schools, Hogwarts.

You know, if I was given the keys to a Camry and told to go hoon it at the track, I doubt I would find the car boring. So you know, I think the answer to this QOTD is any car can be unboring if you race it on the track.