Surprise! Young man! Motor Trend has been”the” automotive crappy tabloid for over 50 years now.

Chris Evans has had 24 years to grow into the job of not being horrible, please don’t hold your breath.

Watch it, make your own opinion. It’s just that you can tell it isn’t the same production team, the quality is not the same. The jokes aren’t as good and they cannot make it look like it wasn’t scripted. But yeah, watch at least the first, or wait a few to see if it gets better?

It’s like 70% of what the other show was. Chris Evans has no charm (at least compared to the other three). The shots aren’t as beautiful as the others were. Joey is quite good actually, but they don’t seem to know a lot about cars (Clarkson uses a lot of metaphores that I liked a lot and really knew how to communicate…

Jesus

I could rescue this car.

Also, “The rotary is totally coming back this time, for real guys we swear! With better than 12mpg and 200hp!”

This is a good thing,nice story.

Tonight! James waves at some pigeons. Hammond gets carsick. I point at a sign. And our Prime Minister modifies a Micra!

Kinda hope he’s participating in a Top Gear Cheap Car Challenge now.

Amazingly, they’re like actually...people!

Everyone who plays Forza right now is like “Fuck!”

Nice. Alternatively:

Wife: “So honey, what did you do today?”

What about the brave heroes that stopped to kick the rocks and gravel out of the road the camaro threw there. They’re doing gods work and saving the public from rock chips and cracked windshields. They’re the real stars of this video.

I just want all the Jalops on here to know that not EVERY BMW owner is like this. I wrench on my F30 328 all the time, and do all my own maintenance. I own it, and already have 60k miles on it. I plan on driving it to the ground.

This is why I love April 1st: The one day of the year everything on the Internet is treated with the doubt the other 364 days deserve.

I think the first clue is that the body was kept in immaculate shape despite the spray paint. I have never met, nor seen destruction by, a scorned woman who would not have taken a mirror, window or trim but had a can of red spray paint she was willing to use.

What a twist!

As the proud owner and daily driver of an E39 528i (auto, sport pack) that causes just about everyone to offer me condolences for not being a 540 or M5, I wholeheartedly approve of this article.