Dear Doug, didn’t you promise us a broken Aston update this week? Perhaps I would know more if I followed you on Twitter...

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I can just imagine archeologists stumbling upon that video somewhere on some old laptop they unearth in 2816, and being really confused.

I watched the video in the article simply to hear, “Fuckin’ magnets, how do they work?”

It’s never a good time for ICP.

Terrorizing? More like Freedomizing those 4 tires of touching pavement by catching sick air bro. In bro we trust.

Will there be enough foreskins to cover a gear knob?

Michigan (MI) is the best.

I’m going back to the sloth story

Nobody saw The Happening

You had something going there until you likened a 911's panel gaps to a McDonalds hamburger.

They probably called the paint color Screaming Lemon Zonkers or something to maximize the XTREME

Probably higher octane too, and not unleaded.

They were actually selling Flint tapwater. That’s why it was so cheap.

They don’t want you to have stars in your roof.

I would, but with the new, quieter engine, he didnt hear me coming to explain.

calm your tits.

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This is bad.

Nothing Whiter than living in your car by choice