I got the tires to chirp on my Focus the other day. That’s all I’ve got.

Bring something with a f*#%king manual transmission and I will literally buy it tomorrow. You sell them in Europe, bring it here, dammit. I have an ‘07 A4 Avant with a 6-speed sitting in the driveway that we’ve owned since new. It’s got 170K miles on it and it’s not going to last forever (though half of it has been…

Their warnings must suck. Hire Samuel L. Jackson to voice-over commands for people to PUT YOUR MOTHTERFVCKING HANDS ON THE MOTHERFVCKING WHEEL DRIVE THE MOTHERFVCKING CAR, RIGHT THE FVCK NOW.

Allow me to preface my rant with a bit of personal info: I have two jobs. In one, I teach driver education for a private driving school; and in the other I own a technology education, troubleshooting, and repair consultancy specializing in audio visual, information technology, and network integration and…

That’s the problem I have right now. It’s like every time someone starts to question their ability to actually mass produce a car at a “reasonable” price in volume they trot out some new R&D thing to try and distract.

The issue, he said, is that the tech quite likely “classified her as something other than a stationary object.”

I know when I think of Lagonda, I think of reliable electronics.

No one’s gonna say it huh? OK, I’ll do it. While this sucks terribly, this is a $80-$150K vehicle here. Have your insurance fix it and move on. Some poor schmuck, albeit a douche, since s/he didn’t leave a note, hits a very expensive car after having a few expensive beers at a basketball game, and now it’s a witch…

hey everyone my car’s hood was wantonly damaged in an unknown and tragic incident. Here is a pic, I want to know who this stone/bullet/small human was and why they hit my car. please conduct a detailed forensic analysis.

Do stupid things, win stupid prizes.

I have no remorse for this criminal that assaulted a woman, almost ran over a good Samaritan while committing an illegal act. Fuck him and honestly, fuck you for trying to defend him.

They know what they got.

At the dealerships? I wonder if there is a risk of overcharging.

Speaking of sad things, look at this picture, which remains the saddest picture I have ever taken:

I think the Z06 owners are just upset because they didn’t know that they would be dealing with “limp mode” problems with their phallic enhancers as well.

I’m not crazy, but my LOW PRICES are!!!

Should have asked for her number, and exactly when she turns 18. Laugh more evilly.

Congratulations on your daily “foot in mouth” award.

The states with the largest populations and the largest number of pickup trucks are found to have the highest number of tailgate thefts? No way.

That one cop seems like he needs Lunch Control.

It isn’t their fault your ears are too insensitive to notice the huge improvement in transients and decreased breathiness in your music. Clearly this product is meant for the most discriminating listener, and only really adds to systems where care has been taken to optimize all areas of the setup, like amplifiers,…