What a pedo.

Yes, thanks for explaining the obvious joke.

I know I should resist, but now I really want that roof ornament.

Large print and simple words.

Lapid: “Anything but green.”

My buddy Christian as a grey GT3 and he lete me drive it whenever I like, even at the track.  In return he gets to drive my 1998 Mark VIII with 200K miles.

David’s neighbors-

Yeah, I also hope this doesn’t affect me.

This was interesting, but damn, by the halfway point, I started thinking I was watching a kids show or a Sesame Street segment..

My BMW has a V6 and front-wheel drive. I was told It’s pretty rare.

Huzzah!  There is no more fervent St. Louis Blues fan than a Canadiens fan who wants the effing Bruins to effing lose.  I’d have preferred they get bounced in the first round, but this is decent, losing a Game 7 in their own barn in front of their troglodytic fans.  I’ll take that.  

LeReTo is arguably better.

It appears that he is, and this is the only documented instance of that ever being cool.

Hippopowertamus?

You didn’t really type this, did you?!?

I can’t make a blog post online and have dozens of people come clamoring to donate parts and help me fix problems of my own making.

They could even sit on the couch and drive it to their destination.

Too bad they can’t be forced to recall cars for not meeting design or quality standards.

And you'll tell anyone you can about it any chance you get.

The Mustang has a lower carbon emission than the first two. The Mustang eliminates the carbon emissions standing on the sidewalk.