You got that right. In my case it’s probably even a bit worse: I often punch in the code with dirty fingers, meaning the the dirtiest key is most likely my first digit. I wipe it clean once in a while. I need to change it, but it takes a long time for my reflex memory to adapt to that stuff

I have that exact problem with my garage door keypad. I need to change my combination to use any of the 5 buttons that are still labeled.

After wrapping up some routine maintenance on my daily driver, I need to move it a few inches forward in my driveway. Being a total retard, I decide to start the car with the right foot on the clutch , put it in first, and modulate the clutch to move it up the slight incline. Now, a clutch pedal works the exact…

That would be June 2011

I used to do something similar at slow speed in my Golf. I’d reach under the steering wheel, unlock the tilt/extand arm, and start screaming as I was moving the wheel up/down in/out. Passengers freaked out 100% of the time.

A Tiguan has less cargo space, rear seats up, than a Sportwagen

You know about the renamed Lacrosse in Canada right? To quote Wikipedia”It was originally sold as Buick Allure in Canada, as “crosse” is a vulgar word that can mean either “rip off” or “masturbation”, depending on the context in Quebec French slang.”

Your first reply didn't really sound amicable. I thought that we were playing the internet bully game. If you noticed, I also replied something more constructive right after. You're free to comment on that one too. But first, take a deep breath, regroup, and realize that the entire world isn't against you. It's the…

Another note: I don’t think that stretched tires are the big issue, unless you’re wrapping 155s on 9”. A lowered car with good suspension travel and the camber dialed in a bit is fine too. It’s all about the ‘extreme!’ camber. Factory bushings, bearings, ball joints were not designed to cope with these new constant…

Listen buddy, I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. Your emotions got a hold of you and you missed my point. I had a girlfriend like that, i dumped her quickly. I was making a bad joke about the awful road infrastructure in Quebec.

He was going to get towed home anyway. There’s no way that he can cross the Montreal Island and then go back west with his setup on Quebec’s road. Potholes, expansion joints, you name it, something on that car was going to fail.

You had to be that guy. Just enjoy this great story ...

Did someone take a shit in your sandwich?

I would sign up as my 2005 Passat wagon is aging. But, as with all new wagons, the sloped roof in the back kills the deal for me canine passenger. I guess that only leaves Volvo

...Until you forget that your fob is in there at 3AM when you have a crazy urge to eat a 1.5lbs frozen burrito

As a wagon owner and enthusiast, I don’t understand the current design language where the back is aggressively sloped. I need the the cargo space! Make the thing square so that my dog has some room to move!

#0: don't get your wife pregnant. A kid adds between 1 and 20 years to the completion of a project

3.5HP. They already sell kits to upgrade to a snowblower engine

Exactly. At first it meant that my car would have jumped from 125,000 kms to 125k miles, which would definitely affect value, but 9 years later, who cares.

Something isn't filled out right. A form doesn't have the proper number on it. The DMV asks for the original customs release, rather than a copy. The clerk doesn't believe the mileage on the car, or gets into a fight with you about why an odometer reading "58,246" is actually just over 36,000 miles. There's always…