If by automatically, you mean the thermos of coffee flying around the cab bouncing off the hazard switch randomly, then yes, automatically.

Correct. That’s what friction does. I’m guessing some road, after his tires blew out, a curb, the drainage ditch and most likely, both Austin’s feet planted firmly on the brake pedal while he screamed like a little girl all slowed him down considerably before he took flight.

I was there, I didn’t know what happen and asked the cashier what happen after I ordered. She said she didn’t want to taco bout it....

The whole recent history of Detroit is in that shot. Spectacular rise of the car, glorious 60s followed by a sharp plummet, hitting the ground, wrecked, surrounded by a mob and the police.

When friends and family ask me for advice for what car they should buy. I give them several really good, interesting options. Then, they ignore those choices and end up buying a Camry.

Cost.

This was a story told to me by my grandfather. When younger my grandparents would do a lot of RV’ing. E450 or E550 based RV (can’t remember which), very last year Ford sold the ye olde 460 engine with the commercial E-series cutaway. So you know the RV you get stuck behind in the middle of nowhere with the cruise…

Watching paint dry

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

This is amazing.

badge of honor for an off-road Jeeper? “Hey bro, you think you’ve had a scary day? Let me tell you about the time god dropped a motorcycle on me.”

This is more of a general statement, but David, I’m always, always, always so impressed with the depth, research and detail that goes into your stories. Well done brother, great stuff.

The day the F-35 becomes any kind of great at all is when they manage to successfully change into Gerwalk and Battroid mode. And rename it the Valkyrie VF-1S.

Quote from the guy recording this:

This actually makes a lot of sense. They’re obviously targeting high-income individuals. The types who would routinely purchase $100k+ vehicles. A 60-month term on a $100,000 car at 3% roughly translates to $1,700.00 a month. For $1,500.00 month you get access to luxury sports sedans, luxury SUVs, and crossovers,…

No, parents ruin everything — specifically parents who sell their modern fun safe cars in the mistaken idea that both parents’ vehicles must be capable of carrying not only a baby (which despite all the advancements in medical science is still too small to require adult headroom or legroom for over a decade) but…

“I’ll just be over here doing doughnuts in this parking lot until you decide” - CTS-V Wagon

This seems like the situation that the CTS-V wagon was made for.

Why not a giant ass motorcycle?