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Yup. You all owe 50fridge a god damned apology.

False.

and of course CLRwe there yet

Yeah, I’m not a NASCAR fan, but this is pretty cool.

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

Dumbass isn’t good enough?

Guys. Seriously.

Clearly he failed to check his tire pressure before leaving the parking lot.

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

The secret is you don’t get one car, you have two.

A minivan for when you really do need the space, a cheap sports car for when you don’t. You’ll be a hell of a lot happier with two different tools focused on the two very different jobs than one tool compromised to be mediocrely capable of both.

Though, I suppose if you

Wait, now that I’ve finished the video - You’re not just talking about new cars. You’re talking any old car you could get today - Via craigslist, eBay, or a sign on the one down the street? Oh, hell. The options!

An E39 M5, duh. It’s got an unbelievably large trunk for a car of its size, you can get them with fold-down rear seats, and it’s got a proper 6-speed with a fantastic naturally aspirated V8. You can teach your children the art of the hoon from the day they’re born.

Who knew that Porsche secretly collaborated with Ferrari on the 993.

That’s not a Chevy Colorado. It’s a Ram.

Subaru has completely lost my interest. They are great cars, but they are as bad as Toyota as far as being interesting. I am leaving the BRZ out as it is such an outlier in their line up being RWD and all.

These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

COTD.

Clown Shoe!