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Yup. You all owe 50fridge a god damned apology.

False.

So the entire planet is getting tipsy. This explains a lot.

“We Finally Know Why the North Pole Is Moving East”

Let Jesus take the wheel.
Is now an optional feature.

If I'm driving towards someone, it's because they deserve what's about to happen. LOL

I gotta be honest, the first time a car snatches the wheel from my hands, it's off to the crusher.

and of course CLRwe there yet

Yeah, I’m not a NASCAR fan, but this is pretty cool.

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

Dumbass isn’t good enough?

Guys. Seriously.

Clearly he failed to check his tire pressure before leaving the parking lot.

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

The secret is you don’t get one car, you have two.

A minivan for when you really do need the space, a cheap sports car for when you don’t. You’ll be a hell of a lot happier with two different tools focused on the two very different jobs than one tool compromised to be mediocrely capable of both.

Though, I suppose if you

Wait, now that I’ve finished the video - You’re not just talking about new cars. You’re talking any old car you could get today - Via craigslist, eBay, or a sign on the one down the street? Oh, hell. The options!

An E39 M5, duh. It’s got an unbelievably large trunk for a car of its size, you can get them with fold-down rear seats, and it’s got a proper 6-speed with a fantastic naturally aspirated V8. You can teach your children the art of the hoon from the day they’re born.

Clown Shoe!