Oh my god. There went my shorts.

Clearly you aren’t looking at BMW’s.

Those aren’t rednecks. Those are neck beards.

My BIL was hired on as a contractor to full-time for moving. They are offering a 10% increase in pay, a $20k stay-on bonus, and $85k moving package. All to move from a ishtty park of LA (Torrence) to Plano. Politically they are anti-thesis of Plano, but enough people from non-TX are moving there that hopefully they…

Per my handle, I rock an e39 M5. I bought it less than a year ago, have put $7k into it on service and preventative maintenance already. I had a random walk up to me at Safeway and ask what I would sell it for. I tossed out $30k and he didn’t bat an eye and kept asking more about mileage, records, etc. I would have…

How to they turn off the highway?

In professional downhill mountain biking, pot is considered an enhancing drug. Reason being? It slows down your mind and you don’t focus/over react to the small stuff; you only see the large terrain. That makes you faster.

That’s just it. They were doing it there already. The remaining German physicists and mathematicians working on the nuclear problem had almost solved it. Mind, most of the best minds were Jewish and fled to the US. History has that they were months from having a bomb, which is how the Russians acquired a bomb so…

That’s horrible. I love it.

The initial rocket engines were created in Germany. Americans were nowhere close to having a rocket at the beginning of WW2. A large number of the top German scientists responsible for rocket engines were given immunity for war related crimes when they came to the US to build rockets for the US government. Also, most…

Doesn’t matter as long as it has sperm whale penis.

To make Tavarish’s head explode - e39 M5 (also because awesome). They don’t have very far to depreciate and EAG will buy back ones they sell.

Nice try officer...

‘Murica. Fuck yeah.

2000-2003 BMW e39 - 520i 168bhp vs. M5 394 bhp, which is comfortably within your range.

So let me get this straight... What you’re saying is that as the third owner of an Dinan stage 3 e39 M5 than I am bound to be a wreckless hoon? I’ll take that. On a side note, at 470hp, it needs MORE P0W3R!! (On a side-side note I am over 35 and have only lit the tires enough to kill them when I bought new rubber.)

It appears to almost time to get that Toureg.

COTD right there.

I tend to get about 6-8 months out of them before the digits start to give out. That’s the point they become oil gloves though.

I don’t generally like Cadillac’s. I want that Cadillac.