Doesn’t matter as long as it has sperm whale penis.

To make Tavarish’s head explode - e39 M5 (also because awesome). They don’t have very far to depreciate and EAG will buy back ones they sell.

Nice try officer...

‘Murica. Fuck yeah.

2000-2003 BMW e39 - 520i 168bhp vs. M5 394 bhp, which is comfortably within your range.

So let me get this straight... What you’re saying is that as the third owner of an Dinan stage 3 e39 M5 than I am bound to be a wreckless hoon? I’ll take that. On a side note, at 470hp, it needs MORE P0W3R!! (On a side-side note I am over 35 and have only lit the tires enough to kill them when I bought new rubber.)

It appears to almost time to get that Toureg.

COTD right there.

I tend to get about 6-8 months out of them before the digits start to give out. That’s the point they become oil gloves though.

I don’t generally like Cadillac’s. I want that Cadillac.

Well, as long as he wasn’t slowing down the laws. Either way, this is a society where you are liable for your actions. I’m sure that rider is glady taking his punishments as long as the driver is taking his punishment. The caliber of punishment details the caliber of crime. No license and passing on a double? Ticket…

I had a pair of friends after college who worked as tech consultants, mostly writing code. They ran the numbers and it made more sense to move to Colorado (from San Francisco), buying a really sweet camping setup, and camp for a few years. They cycled through a few campsites based on the ‘max time’ you could stay at a…

Want. Now the rest of us just need to wait until the lease cycles end and we can add them to our quivers.

As somebody with an e39 M5, I agree that you can get these are steals regarding performance.

And... there went my shorts. Now to convince the wife that I need this as a winter car to pair with the ///M.

I plan on $2000-2500 per year excluding tires. I’m also sitting at 92k on an e39 though. A lot of wear parts are coming to maturity along with the 100k service.

I still want to know how I’m supposed to mount my roof box...

Our last attempted new car purchase led us to walking away from the dealer. They wanted us to sign a ‘commitment document’ as well as pay another $800 for window VIN etching, underbody spray, and a few other things that came from the factory. The sales person tried arguing that the factory parts were dealer installed,…