And stop MARRYING them too.

how about you get every star in the world, times infinity?

How about the ladies just stop fucking Republicans?

Good to know this apple managed to get a good bounce and roll far from the tree.

It’s a bunch of people who are open, available to connect, and artistic, and are all conspiring to make the most amazing piece of art, which is everybody collaborating

It takes a minute for boob implants to settle. Soon she’ll be in Lohan land.

To be fair, I felt extremely charitable after I saw how happy Leonardo DiCaprio became after the Make-a-Wish team got him his Academy Award.

Honestly, it was just so poorly conceived and executed. That's what annoys me the most. The t-shirt, meeting the parents, the wholesome PDA, all within 3 weeks of "dating" or some such nonsense. It was like a 12 year old's fan fiction story written in a Lisa Frank notebook come to life. "And then we had the best party…