Well, that’s nice. #notmyflotus

I think he likes to talk tough to compensate for the fact he’s terrified of stairs.

Trump seems to think that insulting foreign leaders is a great idea yet demands everyone else treats him with respect.

Nah, I think Putin loves those impotent shows of dissent. Enough people voting against him that he pretend that Russia is actually a democracy, but so few that it’s clear that he still has all the power.

He probably poisoned social justice crusader (and his enemy) Vladimir Kara-Murza a few days ago so yeah, he’s got evil face and behavior pretty well figured out.

That one person is one brave mofo.

Not sure who that 1 vote was in the 368-1, but he or she watch their food — and their back — for the next few months. ughhhhh.

Occam’s razor tells me it’s more a case of this dude= someone no one wants to fuck. Maybe he should start treating women like people instead of like their only purpose is as a sex hole.

Yes, because everyone knows that vegetables and exercise make kids gay... Smh at your sister’s MIL.

I’m with you. I think they both despise each other but she’s just as greedy, ruthless & proud as any other Trump.

I don’t know about the circumstances of her marriage or what goes on behind closed doors, and I’ll leave speculation to others. But in public she has revealed herself to be little more than a petulant bully, willing to use her platform as First Lady to cajole anyone who crosses her. If I was to wish being married to…

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

Anyway, this is the kind of thing to tell your Japanese character-pillow, not the WaPo readership, who may, one day, take a chance on you.

My Hot Topic-shopping disaffected teen was born in China and orphaned there. I’m guessing that every disaffected teen in the world would shop at Hot Topic if given the chance!

If it’s any consolation, I do believe plenty of planned for pregnancies also turn into disaffected teens who shop at Hot Topic.

He’d probably struggle less if he came (winking face emoji) to the realization that he’s not owed sex for all that he’s single and male and wants sex!

Daily fucking reminder:

Nothing cements a bond like simulated anal.

You laugh, but I made $5K a month working from home as a professional anarchist.