PRIME MINISTER OF HAWAII. Oh god, thank you for the laugh because I think my face is frozen into an expression of abject terror.

Guys. Donald knows who Frederick Douglass is.

African Americans? They had a few setbacks, sure!

“Hey, Margery! We got Black Month coming up! Could you get the Blacks together for a breakfast? Omarosa and Ben and that Secret Service guy. Keep it short as I need to talk to the Prime Minister of Hawaii at 9!”

And their story is one of unimaginable sacrifice, hard work, and faith in America.

If one of my college students submitted this to me as his informative essay, it would get a D-. And that would be being generous. Nothing in that approaches a coherent thought.

I hate that we have a president who, on his very best days and on his very best behavior, sounds like a fourth-grader reading aloud from the book report he wrote that morning before class, the majority of which he plagiarized from Wikipedia.

I can’t wait for his first SotU. So much potential for random self-serving asides!

He didn’t say he had several black friends. He named them. All three of them.

After the way the Trump Administration bungled the Holocaust Remembrance Day remarks, I fully expect his Black History Month remarks to focus on how everybody suffered during slavery, and we should also remember the slaveholders, who lost a lot of wealth when their property was emancipated.

Let’s be honest, he wanted to say “when is white history month?” and “I have several black friends!”

“offer comfort”

Jeff Sessions is a spineless toad who has fucked over the state of Alabama for years. Fuck his racist ass.

Sessions doesn’t have an ounce of Yates’s integrity. Not a goddamn chance in hell he would have done what she did yesterday.

An astute point from The Intercept’s Washington editor: Trump had to skip over three other US Attorneys to get to one he liked.

In the US Holocaust Museum. It’s not a fucking to do-list Bannon!

If the ban were announced with a one week notice, the “bad” would rush into our country during that week. A lot of bad “dudes” out there!