(ignore; point made earlier)

There’s this thing called “domestication” by which we have bred out many of the more violent traits of cows and dogs over THOUSANDS OF YEARS. Not so for your average cassowary. But sure: Totes the same situation.

My cousin’s min pin used to hump LITERALLY EVERY FAMILY MEMBER’S FOOT upon their arrival to his home. I used to lift my foot under him and watch him both struggle to hold on and be afraid of the (low height) the fall.

Gatorade is not for general sweating, even if you sweat “a lot”. Unless you are exercising for hours, even at your sedentary sweatiest, you likely do not need Gatorade, and water is fine for you.

My friends know I can cook and would willingly sacrifice themselves if I said I made cauliflower dip.

Jury nullification.

Experienced this yesterday. When the light rain became a downpour, and my water-resistant jacket was soaked, my wool layer kept me REMARKABLY WARM - I didn’t realize exactly how wet I was until I was back home, trying to strip. Yo, wet compression pants are a beast.

I’d love to see some of those NDAs. If he talks, they’re probably void.

Good luck with those libel claims, son. I look forward to your proof disputing them.

Huh. I’ve been doing this for a long time. Packets are nice tho: Uniformity you can’t quite master at different stages of drunkenness.

GIRL. This whole time I’ve been like “She wants . . . him?” I knew she’d been a star in Bollywood (although I can’t claim to understand the scope of her popularity AT ALL), and had come over to the U.S. and done really well in the shows I’d seen her in (she has a lead role in Quantico), and I knew she was older than…

Grew up off-and-on around the corner in Riverchase where, if I’m not mistaken, my stepmonster is still the only black homeowner on the block. The home purchase was actually written up in the news at the time - the house had been seized from someone or another, and my father and stepmother basically paid cash for it -…

How are you not “trusting anything until it’s confirmed” but are convinced the problem was him “running away FROM A SHOOTING SCENE” with his gun drawn? (And since he was not a security guard or police officer, WTF do you expect him to do?) Shut the entire hell up.

ETA: Also, WTF do Alabama cops expect in a SYG and open…

Alabama is also a SYG state - as of ‘06. So now you have open carry (no permit necessary for handguns, as of 2013) and SYG, and a dead black man in possession of his handgun legally.

Always National
Always Malcolm X Park; don’t be fooled by that “Meridian Hill” nonsense.

And I have stopped talking to people who are now trying to make “CoHei” (Columbia Heights) happen.

That thing about the door being ajar? Has to be a complete fabrication. These doors, unless propped open, swing shut automatically (I live in a comparable development). My cat has the head wound to prove it.

I have this key/lock, and here’s what I can tell you:

Not turkey. But you start me on some prosciutto or salami? I’M ALL THE WAY IN BRO.

My very sweet, generally better-behaved kitty girl has been working on opening the front door since she moved here, 16 months ago. She’s 18 months old now.