Solid article. As a father of a 7-week old these are all right on point. Best gifts we have got over the past couple months - Amazon gift cards and the 10s of meals our friends have cooked and ordered for us....other than our mother in law watching the baby for 2 weeks during nights of course :D

dat shit needs a lot more whip cream

you must be dumb or not have kids. They don’t have solid poops. Maybe you can suck up the poop out of their diapers and spit it in the toilet. k thanks. let me know when you will be over for my 1 month old.

How to get out of debt: live within your means, be intelligent, get a degree that will get you a decent paying job, and most importantly stop buying shit you don’t need with money you don’t have.

I’m not anti-GMO if anything I support science 100% but when they get to full size in 18 months instead of 3 years...and require, “20 to 25 percent less food per gram of new meat produced, greatly reducing production costs” that really sets off an alarm in my brain.

They grow full size in 1 year less and “20 to 25 percent less food per gram of new meat produced, greatly reducing production costs”. how da fuq?

Griffey JR and Barry Sanders top of my list.

I don’t want to hug you or shake your hand because both can spread germs. Fist bump is my go to for that exact reason.

dis needed for motorcycles.

“There’s been more than one occasion where looking more professional than not worked in my favor, whether that’s during my workday or after I’m out of the office.”

It looks like 50 meters to me. Thanks for converting to moron units.

Bless your soul for putting this together. Makes me feel like I am 22 again and watching the same ole’ Seinfeld. Brings back a lot of good memories.

taxation without representation

Post Malone. the way he presents himself in music videos is like he doesn’t care about what you think...which the inner hipster in me likes

PSA: where do you work so I can sneeze on your keyboard

Larry David: “I’ll just get a Cobb Salad and make a couple of substitutions if that’s ok? no bacon, no eggs, blue cheese on the side!”

MY GOD LEARN YOUR ENGINEERING BEFORE WRITING AN ARTICLE. JESUS. THERMISTORS ARE JUST FINE. YES I AM YELLING. SHIT SON

Car or motorcycle dealership

y u no live more affordable place?

I guess the challenge would be to pay it down or not accumulate more debt...