She refused to violate the Constitution.

I just dismissed 3 comments declaring that art is necessarily dangerous (WTF? Maybe don’t use your toddler brother in it then?) and that trains aren’t silent. Just fucking Google it. Read one of many, many articles by everyone from the fucking rail companies to newspapers to science blogs that say the exact same…

I’m echoing the exact verbiage of rail companies: it’s on massive signs all around train tracks because people do shit like this. You will not hear the train behind you until it is too late to remove yourself from its path.

Holy Shit that Trevor story.

Back when he was still with the Eagles (maybe 08 or 09), I ran into Andy Reid at Home Depot once. He was incredibly nice. It was in early September and the Eagles were getting ready to start the season. There is a Home Depot in South Philly. About 2 miles from the Linc. He is pretty easy to spot. So I went over…

I stopped. It’s easy.

No, this has nothing to do with performance whatsoever. It looks like that because the models are custom made to look good with celshading. 

Did Aaron Rodgers die?

This isn’t a defense to say that Stafford is an elite (insert Flacco joke here) QB. He will never be like Brady, Manning, or Rodgers, where he just clearly has the ability to elevate a collection of teammates that is markedly inferior to the cast of non-QB characters that their main rivals have. But those are HOF…

The high-level Bortlesing is the nail on the head. Stafford isn’t a bad QB, and he is way better than some of the other options out there. Take his win/loss record for however you like, but remember that it is as a baseball pitcher’s record; misleading because it either gives too much credit or not enough.

Good memory. Of course, Lauren actually put that same stat in the article you’re commenting on.

That Seinfeld example is perfect. Just like Jerry, Stafford is breaking even — but only because of his shitty fucking friends.

Knowing this idiot, he’d probably just throw away Barron’s copies of Pokemon Sun and Moon.

Why are there so few images of this game that are not from the press kit? What does it actually look like when playing?

I played the beta. Was disappointed because of all the hype I saw through gameplay and video trailers. I am pretty tired of the Unity style graphics after seeing them everywhere as well. I was anticipating a more active fighting game, but what I found was a lot of timing and shifting through stances. I saw a very…

Nothing like an internet rando arguing with an NFL player about football

you honestly think any of those options are better than Stafford? You’re delusional. I’d only say Brees is more talented, and he’s 50 years old.

He’s overqualified. Shitty and overpaid is more their style.

The Jets would kill for average and overpaid.

At least until Washington finds a way to pay Kirk Cousins $200 million over 3 years, and a month later Bruce Allen realizes that, somehow, $325 million of it is guaranteed.