Those people don’t look remotely like the people.

If the Browns start feeling the pressure, they can just release DeValve

Agreed. The Home City system, the stronger emphasis on ranged combat, the unbelievable graphical orgy in each battle. They rocked.

I really liked Age of Empires 3. I liked the destructibility aspect of it too, it made the siege weapons more punchy.

AoE3 gets much more shit than it deserves. It is a good game with many intresting ideas. I may not have played it as much as AoE2, but still sank many hours into it.

On one hand, AoE3 was utter crap compared to the golden entry in the series AoE2...

One of the more sure-handed receivers in the history of the position. As has been documented in the other comments, he was tough as nails. For a guy without burner speed, he created separation at the right time and only needed a tiny window to secure a ball and turn upfield. Tremendous runner after the catch. Also…

Sorkin seems like an unlikely follow-up, since he’s never had a reputation for being a great guy outside of his work. His personal failings were always very public, sometimes embarrassingly so, rather than hidden. I’m not sure what could happen in his life that would surprise any of his fans, unless he’s a closet…

it takes 30 seconds to google that this game had no season pass. The lazyness is astonishing

YES, thank you for zeroing in on this. Everybody focused on animation glitches but they were hardly the area in which the game disappointed most. The fact that the writing was just so goddamn awful and corny, not at all up to the standards of the first three games, and the overall tone of the story so inconsistent...…

That sucks. Mechanically, it’s got by far the best combat of any Mass Effect games. And the animation stuff was pretty much fixed up with the patches.

Just dumpstered this game yesterday. Fuck APEX missions, fuck the loot systems, fuck the singleplayer, fuck everything about Andromeda. Even the good stuff is bogged down by the shit around it.

when exactly did max kellerman become what jon stewart thinks he looks like?

God I wish Gorka would fuck off, if only because he likes to play up his British Army bullshit “oh I was in a super secret Intel unit who hunted down the IRA”.

Covfefe’s Law.

Kvetching about Tina Fey and “allies” like the top post does is what amounts to 98% of #activism.

The letter is an acrostic which spells out “RESIST”

Reproach...
Elevating...
Speaking...
Ignoring
Supremacy...
Thank You...

Seriously - how anyone can miss the blatantly obvious entire joke is just mind-boggling. It’s a satirical bit on a satirical show - how is it not obvious to this writer (and many of the commenters here) that it is satire?

Jesus Christ this site is sour and humorless.

This belongs on the 25th Amendment scoresheet.