Jason, this is car news. It’s a car, it’s the first one sold, and it’s an enthusiasts car at that. I don’t need to tell you why you wrote this, but I am because it seems like some of the community can’t figure out why it’s here.

Every time I see that damn dog-paddle gesture I know somebody is about to stall the car. Don’t start by trying to teach the end result, start by teaching what each pedal does and have them practice using them individually in neutral. Hold engine speed at different levels, practice range of motion on the clutch,…

Don't think you can embed Vines on Kinja, but this is the height of the medium

Freedom fighters? I fucking loved that game

The concept allows you to change the type of tyres.

Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or get knocked out by Ronda Rousey in 5 seconds?

Allow me to let you in on a little not-so-secret secret. The reason I’m a JHS teacher (as well as a writer) is because I’ve decided it is the best way for me to avoid growing up.

Dwyane Wade: (Signs contract)

This is the breast thing I’ve read all week

+1. i laughed, i cried, it was better than cats!

You had me at mom’s basement.

Took me a sec. +1

So what you’re saying is that you’re in your mom’s basement, right?

“Unless and until he’s excelled at anything athletic, I’m really not interested in what he has to say about sports.”

Bob Costas is a goddamned tool, but announcers don’t necessarily have to have played the game to be knowledgeable and great. Case in point: Vin Scully is the best.

Plus he's a rich white guy so that's all that matters. Michael wilbon never randomly attacks people. Oh wait

Well Costas was wrong. Obviously a major leaguer named Pedro would have been directing blasphemy towards Jobu after a shitty performance.

Bob Costas is the worst. He embodies everything wrong with sports journalism. Unless and until he’s excelled at anything athletic, I’m really not interested in what he has to say about sports. I can only hope he’s asked his ancestors for forgiveness.