“died by suicide” has to be one of the sloppiest phrases I’ve heard in awhile. You commit suicide or you kill yourself. Suicide is a motive, not a method.
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When I first met my college roommate he seemed pretty cool. A bit of a jock, but friendly and pretty smart. The, after knowing him for approximately 6 days, he came back two nights in a row and urinated all over my stuff and our room. I threatened to kill him if he did it again and a few months went by before it…
I think you mean San Diegoat
Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.
Floyd got confused. He forgot you hug women and punch boxers, not the other way around.
Obviously that kid has never played Tecmo Super Bowl.
I guess Drake the type to not know Bo.
OK So I've scrolled through the comments and I haven't seen it yet:
THIS is the proper way to check your brakes.
My wife died last year at age 35. (Bear with me, totally not trolling for sympathy.)
Gronk and Beastmode
This needs to be a sitcom, or a reality show. Just have these two live together and be themselves. That was unexpectedly, extremely, funny.
I bought two cars off your recommendations. This my first post ever on the internet and probably my last, but wanted to share a success story for you. Quick background:
"but GM has a patent..."
Back in July, Jalopnik launched a new sub-blog with a very simple goal: "Give car-buying advice that doesn't suck."…
I think I have one that will finally top the pumpkin seed story. I hope you agree and decide to post it as its own article:
I have to agree, this wasn't quite the grossest thing I've ever read or experienced, but then, I'm a nurse with great experience in Interventional Proctology. But as first efforts go, it's not bad. Here's a pro tip for all: don't dig in your pooper with your fingers on a daily basis. It leads to prolapse of the anus.…
If you pause the video at 0:22, you can see three really modern looking LCD displays with thin bezels. Did we have widespread LCD displays in 1999?