Is it just me, or is this whole article written in a very condescending tone? Is this written for normal people, or...?

Not when you're worried about breaking tabs off of your 27 year old Hella quad light grille.

A list of things I won't do:

You take the King Cobra off there NOW!

I want one. NEED one.

Why you trollin'?

BOO THIS MAN!

Rally.

You may. All power adders are welcome in the church of awesome.

Thou shalt realize that some cars are better with automatics.

Looks like camping gear or shopping spewing out of the back. The orange is a mandatory-for-all-cars-in-Germany safety vest.

Been out there more than once. Just need a license and $35 euro.

DA NOOOOOSSS!

Thank you.

Packaging, heat.

To all the people bitching about the price:

Second.

What can I say, it was ahead of its time.

LOOK AT THAT PAINT! The 80's never looked so good!

There are so many there that could be saved.