No.

NO!

started to watch this then decided i dind’t want to give him the views.

Millennials are that old? I always think of them as teens/early 20s, but looked it up and learned that those born from 1982-2004 are considered Millennials. So my takeaway from this entire story is that I can even look down on 34 year olds.

I once carved out a copy of What to Expect: The First Year for some new parents. It’s like the baby version of What to Expect When You’re Expecting.

booo!

That’s because they see the freckles and worry you’ll steal their soul too!

If you didn’t commit a crime just because they had cameras to prevent property crimes, I don’t think they’re being paranoid by having cameras.

“My roommate started a fight with me over fruit-storage techniques.”

I’m thankful that I don’t know what a subtweet is.

For the love of God, Jason...I’m at work. I think it’s cool that you made the video...but for those of us who can’t have the window maximized, sound turned on, and playing video, you’re going to have to include still pictures and an article. Sure, if it was a porn video, I could probably explain it away...

Same here. Yesterday I wasted 50 regular balls, 10 great balls and a bunch of berries on a CP 860 Pidgeot before I gave up (Lvl 18). I was just going to grind him into a candy anyway, but my incandescent rage kept me throwing balls at him.

Meanwhile at CarMax...

Seriously, post the list. Youtube is blocked in my office.

Because I don’t want to work today, I watched this video on 2x speed so I could make a list of all of the issues with the car so you don’t have to watch the youtube equivalent of War and Peace.

C’mon Tav - follow the Dougie method. Give us a video for when we have time and text so we can pretend to work.

God damn it. I clicked on the link to read an article, not watch 30 min video. I can’t do that while pretending to work...

God, this. How is it that I can hold it so long but as soon as I come within 10 feet of the bathroom my bladder suddenly threatens to completely give out?

sometimes my body gets extra excited when i have been in the car and i have to pee, and i finally get into the house my bladder is like THIS IS A GOOD PLACE RIGHT and i am like BITCH NO I AM STILL IN THE HALLWAY STOP.