*Looks at Poulter’s picture*

I was offered a job in Silicon valley last summer taking home what I was making in Tampa Bay, FL. The housing costs alone were 2-3 times more to RENT there than own a home here. And I would have had to live so far from work, I would have never seen my family. No thanks, I’ll stay here in Florida with this cost of…

I bet you won't believe that I don't watch movie trailers either?