@theRealMikeyG: Who said anything about everyone...?

@Weakskills: Porsche drivers are now 'douche bags' as well as iPad owners?

"They'll never build it" - They did...

@Odin: draconian?

@PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: His wanger isn't as big as the Cerne Giant's!

Bah, been doing it for years!

I think I'd rather trap my nuts in vice...

You can tell that your industry keynote didn’t do its job if an hour later, it isn’t a trending topic on Twitter...

@Wilbur Gene Meinen III: You got it in one, definitely a kiddie fiddler vibe...

@OMG_changed_my_name!: you're really trying to say that the MS FAIL tablets are really touch Slates.... Pleeeeease!

@AlexSea: apparently...

@macpatrik: They wanted someone to blame when it get's crushed by the iSlate...