You were born too late, you'll never explore the Earth.

Threadless already has a COUPLE OF SHIRTS FOR THIS.

Good luck trying to put the genie back in the bottle, RIAA. This is the result of 50+ years of bad karma, from fucking over poor ignorant artists on royalties and licensing to fucking over the public with price fixing bullshit. I'm never going to defend theft- and illegal download is theft- but it's hard to feel sorry…

I own several smartwatches

Yep, I get the same in Dallas which has it for a while now.

I signed this mouse right in front of Kanye, after chatting and joking with him for an hour or two, right in the hospital where Kim had given birth. I included a couple of other gifts. Kim went as far as she could to do the best things she could think of for Kanye and I'm impressed with her. I'm lucky to have the same…