Dejan Lovren.

But I don’t wanna live in the areas where there are tornadoes.

Oh good, also bring in Anthony Weiner to teach them how to choose a less conspicuous username.

Looks like some highly paid middle management is gonna be scapegoated.

And piss off his base so that he can golf in jail???

Oh, I would have thought they were finally gonna have advertising overlays now.

Having the balls to do so without any physical limitations?

Oh, the animators and developers must be kicking themselves now.

What are moderates????

How about Captain Phasma in the trash compactor on Starkiller base with no deus ex machina?

Looks like his girlfriend must be really happy.

Man, if only we could punish such incompetence with hard labor.

And the Faux News reader wouldn’t understand sarcasm if it hit them in the balls, fondled their grundle and gave them a prostate exam while signing them up for ACA and food stamps.

As long as it isn’t 3 humancentikids in a trench coat.

Oh man, it must really suck to not have adblock.

Maybe the guy really thinks that Drumpfr lives in the Lincoln Memorial in the bill?

A mutant Skrull?

Well the upside to this that it should be really simple to identify a culprit.

Unless it’s Acid Rain.

I guess Liverpool can wait 5 years and pick this one up for cheaper.