Is this for 5 November 2019?

We live in a world where I can’t buy a model kit for the Arwing and this is the next best thing.

How do you kill that which has no life?

This might be how people felt when they first saw Moonwalker.

For a country that has plans to implement some black mirror human rating system, they don’t seem to be very good at the core concept.

Is it half the battle?

The Pro-Life party doesn’t seem to be very pro life at all...

I think I have most definitely traveled to over 27 counties.

Borders? In Iraq???

Twitter should really have a dislike button.

$30 for a house cleaner?

What about them bootstraps?

Oh, right after Putin mentioned Afghanistan too.

Does this involve Raiden by any chance?

Pretty sure a surge of uneducated people constantly reproducing more uneducated people and gets elected into Congress presents a greater national crisis.

I belong to the group that does not live in a place called Opp.

Oh... the only competent person in the administration is leaving?

So, does anyone else want to talk about how the stock market has now fallen past 2016's lowest point and will continue to fall due to this?

“His words are etched on stainless steel plates which are held in titanium boxes filled with inert gases, and then stored in the underground vaults, three of which are located in California, and one is in New Mexico.”)

Oh, Archer Season 9 is going to be awesome.