Yeah, it cancelled on me too.

Yeah, it cancelled on me too.

Should just ask Alex Jones for money.

I feel pretty good about my work day now.

Hold the phone about the ozone hole.

Hold the phone about the ozone hole.

Give it time.

Hmm, I would assume that he would be rolling on the floor every time he got shot.

So, game developers are becoming digital stores now?

Ahhh, Republican democracy.

All I got from this is that vegetarians are also murderers. 

Record Clean and Record Heat too!

And once again, Democrats trip over themselves.

You gotta attract the millennials somehow.

Mueller 2020.

Ivanka.

I thought it was going to snow in New York.

How can we be sure that Cohen isn’t another triple/quadruple agent?

There goes our special air tactics against the Russians and Muslims.

I am glad that email does not work like this yet.

Oh, I hope Colbert’s brings back The Word.