Stupid mods.

Generally speaking, complaining about mods is usually a dead giveaway that the person doing the complaining is a douche. But YMMV.

I had a douchebag order a Long Island Iced Tea with all top shelf booze. I ended up charging him something like $56 for it. Another guy ordered a $150 pour of whiskey and asked it to be mixed with Coke. People that order stuff like this think they look fancy and monied when they are, in fact, douchebags.

And if you’re going to sell your bougie-asshole-bait *anyway*, price it so you make money on it rather than affording folks a chance to try it “ironically”.

Especially in a city known for its bougie asshats. 

many times, the binder is corn starch.

Of course they sit on a small stock of cards.  A percentage of these cards are going to have defects and if they don’t have cards on hand for RMA requests it would reflect poorly upon them.

FWIW, cilantro is an optional addition to chimichurri. Parsley and oregano are the essential herbs for chimichurri, and many (most?) of the recipes online do not include cilantro. So if you are among the unlucky percentage of the population who genetically cannot enjoy cilantro, there are lots of recipes out there…

Many of the questions you ask are why I decided not to start a small flock - and if three layers gave me an egg each per day (while they were laying and it wasn’t too hot) I cannot use that many. My mother and I can’t use that many. And even the free range local folks get $3-$4 per dozen. When they’re under a buck at…

I’d prefer a Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage biopic. Hulk Hogan sucks, never cared about him in the ring, but most importantly he’s an awful person.

That’s when you cook them and eat them.

Rice cereal is one of the first solid food a lot of babies eat.

Of course her name is Karen

It’s not like he’d die of thirst/hunger in two days without beer.

Damn, how are you gonna react to the news that they kill off PEOPLE on that show, too?

When there aren’t a ton of options for someone (either due to lack of places to go or experience) you end up getting trapped. This is why factory towns suck most of all, company closes the down is dead.

I’ve lived my whole life in Detroit. While it has some shitty areas, like many other parts of the country, I would never refer to it as a ruined city. I love Detroit and have never not felt safe in literally any neighborhood. However, I’ve been throughout a good portion of rural America and its small towns and I’ve…

IDK about that. I’ve spent a lot of time in Chicago, probably more than anyone else who doesn’t actually live there. I used to fly in for work every week for about three years. It was a nice place to visit on the weekly. Granted, my hotel was always on the lake, right off the mag mile and I seldom had to venture to…

Found the racist. Your dog whistle sounds more like a foghorn.

Same could be said for raising CEO and other C-suite pay, which has outpaced inflation by a factor of 10X.