“France is known for its bread. Germany is not”

You miss understood. Rdr2 and the rockstar launcher.

We got a huge influx of rich folks looking to bunker up someplace further from NYC. They apparently only eat chicken, and are deeply afraid of lamb. So whenever the stores get chicken it’s cleared out in short order, and only the chicken. If you go to a less posh town, with fewer vacation rentals, there’s chicken…

I pretty much lost interest in Rock Stars stuff around GTA 4. Couldn’t even finish that one. And was never particularly into their stuff to start.  But I’ve been enjoying this one a lot. There’s a lot of what the fuck in how it’s built, and a lot of busy work that I’m not too fond of. But the main plot line there and…

It could also because the PC version is still buggy as fuck. There’s still some game crashing quest bugs that have gone unfixed where the official advice is to use a work around. The launcher is still crashy.

I dunno if we should tell you what’s in that horse radish sauce.

A chicken salad melt is good too. If there’s no tuna hiding in the house, but there is chicken around.

Super markets by me are consistently out of chicken. Easier to get TP and yeast. 

“Not everyone can just throw away their pans and utensils to buy new ones.”

30 seconds of rubbing them with a sponge is in no way that difficult to clean.

He doesn’t make tuna salad either. How the fuck is a tuna melt made anyway but with tuna salad?

I guess it’s time to teach her to steal then.

”why wouldn’t most of the other stuff on this list not work the same”

I just bring them with me if I’m cooking at some one else’s house. Or buy them as gifts for everyone.

You try to sharpen a knife on a regular steel you’ll fuck it up. Cause those things are not for sharpening, they keep the knives in kit so they STAY sharpened. If things are already truly dull, trying to grind metal that way just fucks things up.

You know that this list doesn’t include fire right? Guess we’re not cooking anything.

You can also ream the lemon using the front of the tongs, works a little better. 

Tweezers are a legit cooking tool, used in fine dining. Basically as a delicate version of tongs. They're the actual equivalent of the cooking chop sticks Velops mentioned. 

I’d like to see you flip a large steak with chopsticks. Or use them to pick up a hot metal plate. Or hold down a roast while you carve it. Or pull pork. Or baste things. Or dust them with flour. 

I think shaking would work better with a standard ratio. Campari is thick, and it gets some texture from a shake. Also why they work well on draft. But he’s using less Campari, so you aren’t doing that here.

2:1 is the standard setup on jiggers. You can find them in 3:1 and 4:1 but you kinda need to seek those out.