Christ. You could practically weaponize Jim Nantz's voice slowed down.

RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.

I swear if the next story that comes up says Ken Griffey, Jr. was on PEDs I'm quitting sports for good.

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

ESPNU must be really scratching the bottom of the barrel if they're airing JaMarcus Russell's high school games.

Wow lmao mad props to 50. That was painful, i wanna hear him read that harry potter page so bad

I have one of those.

I thought all the war machines were in Missouri this week.

Genital warts has a better chance of slowing down Sammy Watkins.

If you're not tone deaf, it is impossible to be a fan of his on any level.

I get what you're saying. Maybe a "marketing genius" if you want to see it that way, but I for one do not want to build up the Kardashians, Paris Hiltons, Lil B's, and TMZs of the world just because they have managed to captures market share.

Deadspin, gawker etc Is the only website that I know of to take this guy even remotely serious. Lol. He doesnt even get mentioned on hip hop sights unless they're crackin on him. I love Dedspin in gawker but when it comes to your hip hop cred YOU GET THE SIDE EYE ! lol

I hope Lil B is like Tupac, in that he quits making music before he turns 26.