“Very few people are all good or all bad”

Go in through the exit, duh. 

Ahh yes Halsey. The woman who was on my flight to Cancun in a long ass wig to disguise herself from us commoners, while still wearing a giant HALSEY nameplate necklace.

1. Fuck Mike Huckabee

When I was in middle school I would jerk off to the VS catalog.

Michelle Obama has mastered the art of talking with an audience like they are her sorority sisters. Our best friend in chief. 

And Terry Richardson! Yuck. Gaga is super hypocritical.

She'll work with R. Kelly though. :(

The mean girls are the ones gossiping about her alleged rape.

For real. Neither of them come off too great. 

Based on the whole exchange it's surprising that neither have a great relationship with Perry...

AHHH omg ty

Yeah I know. I just think she’s one of those celebrities who people project onto and mindread and then judge SO INTENSELY that it’s a little weird and makes you wonder. Like she wrote a show about self-involved, self-absorbed people that was (to some) funny exactly because of the way it observed and portrayed those…

That bathroom!?!!!?!

Well, I think the whole point of the show was they were all terrible and spoiled people, cluelessly behaving badly. That’s actually the premise behind most of HBO’s shows, but audiences seem to find it more acceptable when it’s men. 

I think feeling like you’re married before you’re married is possibly the best way to know you’re ready to... get married.

Danny Devito’s work as a director has always gone wildly underappreciated. Matilda was a wonderfully crafted and executed work with superb acting, each one bringing those Dahl characters to life.

Jen Aniston has maybe possibly made Dolly Parton her new BFF? [Radar Online]

Bobby had been having some real WTF moments himself towards his end here as well.

That was Joyce Hyser and I just looked her up on Wikipedia and holy shit she’s 60 now. But it’s okay, she has tits.