Hey Gov, nice advice but you realize no one will be able to afford and/or access chill pills after your idiot president and his uterus controlling flunkies are done with their Jesusing? So how about you fuck the fuck off?

Yeah until Kristin Bell does something racist or sexist I’m going to keep on loving her. She and Dax made my favorite laundry detergent commercial, FFS. What has Jezebel done for me?

Keep trying Jezebel, I’m not going to hate Kristen Bell, and don’t know why you think I should.

Megyn Kelly Palette - 9/25/17-10/31/17

Well Will & Grace is back on tv so it was bound to happen.

I thought she was dressed up as Kris Jenner on any given day...

Agreed.

Probably, and it doesn’t make me respect her any more, but it’s still nice.

1. This was a great idea: talk about something topical but still meaty, in a personal yet relevant way. Good concept!

Never Forget:

Megyn Kelly Palette - 9/25/17-10/23/17

“Designers, your final challenge will be to take Megyn Kelly’s color chart and create a wearable avant-garde look, suitable for meeting to discuss her show’s cancellation with NBC executives. This is a one day challenge, as she’ll be needing the outfit by next week.”

No, Flay was married to the best ADA on SVU:

He was married to ADA Alexandra Cabot! (aka Stephanie March)

“It’s Shakespeare meets Game of Thrones” is a quote that makes me fundamentally upset. If anything should be compared to Game of Thrones, I would have to say it’d be Julius Caesar where the whole point of the story is the expected outcomes do not happen and the situation is made worse by the characters’ actions.

Now, don’t be disgusting.

I’m still not over that cancellation. Whateventhefuq.

omg i bet you’re fun at parties

i dont really get why i should be mad about her but ok