Actual footage of Bobby at Jez today.

Jesus Bobby, this is the third post about the snake. Have you been bought out by Big Reptile?

Those makeup skills were TRAGIC.

Long time reader, first time commenter. I can’t simply let the comment that Aja is “HIGHLY deserving” stand without an eye roll. So *eye roll*.

Arguably, he put them there by being a cheating, gaslighting, reputation-shellacking douchebag. She just refused to keep covering for him.

Possibly also unpopular opinion but...I think it’s actually less healthy to let kids think that love and family is so fragile that one generic, undefined “mistake” can bring it crashing down. Or the other option, the “we just grew apart,” which only serves to spackle the cheater’s actions and communicates to kids…

Publix has high prices, people should be able to act out their drama in the stores if they want to.

I forgive her because she lived through sixteen years of her husband being lauded as a feminist god friend and champion paragon on virtue while he was actually screwing around on her. I would be pretty pissed off too.

Yeah? Feminists blame the beautiful, needy, aggressive young women for their affairs?

Is that you, Paula?

I think she’s great in the romcom type stuff. Which back in the day used to be a whole career for some big actresses.

the poor white lady lol

I was definitely stoned the first time I watched The Lobster like

I wonder if this will be a feather in her cap for future job interviews.

OH. IN THE NEAR COMPLETELY WHITE CROWD, AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMAN WAS THE FIRST ARREST. HOW ASTONISHINGLY UNPREDICTABLE.

But you know what’s really interesting and really incredible irony here is the same people that are demanding that the Confederate flag comes down are the same people that are insisting that the rainbow flag goes up. These two flags represent the exact same thing.

I would love to know who her chiropractor is, given that she can bend over backwards in her defense of actual Nazis. 

“No, no, sir! They’re saying “Boooo-urns!”

They hired a bunch of Trump lackeys and other douche nozzles during the campaign, gave them equal time with normal people and are now reaping what they have sown.

I love the reaction this article has gotten, as if it is some massive shock that, yes, the fashion world is a shallow, competitive industry designed to push over priced clothes that no one needs, enforce insane physical beauty standards, and value “artistic spirit” over practicality or sustainability.