Forget the X-Files. David Duchovny is months-old Swiss cheese. If you want to watch our queen soar, watch The Fall instead.

The show ages well if you view Carrie as an anti-hero, and not someone we’re supposed to love in spite of all of her selfishness and fuck-ups. Because yeah, she was kind of a shitty friend at best and an outright monster at worst. Like, remember that episode where she yells at Charlotte until she gives her money so…

Re: Eminem and his beard

Is it flaunting literary privilege to say that anyone going into a production of 1984 without some idea of what they’re going to see deserves what they get?

I’m guess I’m just not clear why you think violently, viciously abusing only one woman (that we know of) equals “deserving a second chance.”

Depp will probably never clean up. He’ll probably cover up & mansplain it all away instead.

If your jeans require complicated cleaning methods, you’re jeaning wrong.

In college when I first saw it, I thought she clearly loved the guy. Now when I watch it I can see that this is merely the normal adult sanity lapse that we all get when everyone around us is hitting milestones we thought we’d hit but are nowhere close to meeting. I mean, her breakdown is on steroids but still, I…

They’ve been trying this one for years. “The other party says they’ll help you, and then doesn’t follow up. So, vote for us, the assholes who say up front that we won’t do shit for you! That’s a campaign promise you can count on.”

As a person with an autoimmune disease, I am not offended in any way shape or form and actually think this is a pretty good analogy. People need to sit the fuck down.

Ugh, I’m really getting sick of language being SO policed. Didn’t anyone with severe allergies also get upset at Lorde and force her to apologize? People die from allergies!

The answer to this question is complex and difficult to fully explain it in the comments section as it would take pages and pages to fully hit on the nuance of what living and being American are.

Roseanne Barr can fuck off.

I’ve seen The Color Purple multiple times and even I forgot Steven Spielberg directed that one. It’s so closely associated with Whoopi Goldberg and Oprah Winfrey and blackness in general that the white director kinda gets forgotten, at least in the circles I’m in.

And let us know if she says, “I couldn’t help but wonder...”

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