Put down the crack pipe, your publicly making an ass of yourself.

Her character literally was having an affair on her best friend with the ghost of her dead boyfriend which was all in her head bc she had skin cancer. Yeah... you act in that shit for 22 episodes and then submit yourself for an Emmy with a straight face.

I see what you did there, JenGarn. ;-)

She’s wonderfully down to earth, I stalk her instagram—the little 90s gay kid in me just won't die.

Ummm, correction: Rosamund Pike - unparalleled criminal mastermind/ unemployed journalist.

You shut your mouth about Patrick Wilson! lol... but seriously, I devoured season two of Fargo and watched multiple times. It was the only show (other than GoT*) this year that left me devastated when it was over. It better sweep the Emmys. It deserves every single trophy (let alone nomination) it can wrangle.

Does this make her the oldest cover model, too? Anybody know? Would be fitting. I think it is kind of cool how they continued to feature Pam over the years even though she continued to age... they didn’t just dispose of her after she hit 29.

No. Madonna literally hands the lucky son-of-a-bitch audience member/celebrity du jour she pulls on stage a banana after including them into a routine. (p.s. this was an amazing concert.)

What are you smoking? Because I’d like some of that reality melding ish right now.

I used to love LOVE LOVE this show. I was in college back in 2009 when I met Genevieve Gorder... I think she had just converted over to HGTV and I was gushing over her and telling her home much I loved her since her days on TLC and she was so sweet and funny. I miss this show. They should totally reboot. But only if…

Oh Wow - I remember that episode like it was yesterday... I loved the stencil technique. To this day I still have an unquenched thirst for stenciling my apt... at some point.

Haha... fun fact... I know just how long the pros and cons list was (and it was real). #formeremployee

IS the video a bit much? Yes, and this is from a gay man who watches some filthy porn. It’s just a bit too “look-at-me-I’m-edgy” ... that being said, I kind of like that Miley is all “no-fucks-to-give-look-at-ME-I’m-shitting-glitter...weeeeee!” The alternative is the nauseatingly chaste and faux-feminism of Tayler…

So has Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, J.Lo., Madonna, etc al... and what are their wax figures doing? Standing, with “dignity” and exemplifying how they came into power (prominence?). Instead, Minaj is on all fours for your “enjoyment” even though she is arguably the single most successful female rapper of the…

Totally love these types of conversations. I used to work as art director at freshpair.com so I was always interacting with our bra-fit specialist on shoot and creative and its scary that as a gay man I know how to fit women better than most women themselves. Bands are actually measurable, its the shape/depth of the…

Dipshit, he referred to her as his queen, hence, she referred to him as her King. Again, dipshit...

I wish, the penis half of that band is muy bangable...

WHOA - she is articulate... how many 17-yr-old girls can formulate such poignant and insightful thoughts in such an eloquent manner regardless of whether they be black, white, asian, hispanic, or any other race??? For a millennial, she is goddamn articulate! I’d argue she’s more articulate than most Graduate Students…

Sorry, had to stop reading after your aired your awful opinion that Kennedy had the best lip sync of all time... WRONG. Bitch did tricks and flips but failed to actually lip sync. HENCE, it cannot be the greatest lip sync in the history of the show.

I'm not going to lie, I'm a Madonna fan. But this is the most "retarded" post I have ever had to read on this seriously faltering blog. I wish Jezebel actually focused on real women issues instead of trivial bullshit that you motherf*ckers REALLY reach for. It's so petty and pathetic, and while this is not the only…