Phew. Thank heavens he thought of this after he left Nintendo eh? 

“And when I’m ready to move on to something else, wouldn’t it be great to monetize what I’ve built?”

Wow, talk about eroding your own legacy.

>when I’m ready to move on to something else, wouldn’t it be great to monetize what I’ve built?

Gross.

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE THE LOVE TRIANGLE IN SEASON 1?!

This was so good!

This is the society you get when you treat firearm ownership as an inalienable right, rather than a privilege with responsibilities.

Well, that’s ‘cause there’s no such thing as climate. Right? “Climate” and “everything” are the same word, and that’s what bothers me about the climate change types. It’s like, this is something that bothers me about it, technically. It’s like, climate is about everything.

Fitting, as it seems that the only people who listen to Joe Rogan’s podcast are dudes who peaked in high school

“Your models are based on a set number of variables. So that means you’ve reduced the variables, which are everything, to that set. Well how did you decide which set of variables to include in the equation, if it’s about everything?”

Nothing says “I demand to be taken seriously” better than a guy who shows up to the Joe Rogan show in the tuxedo he wore to the high school prom.

Remember always what our Lord told his flock: “Follow me.” And he went on to say, “Set me free. Trust me and we will escape from the city.”

Same energy:

Literally why we can’t have nice things. Man babies scalping and reselling. 

I’ve been collecting Pokémon TCG cards since the franchise came to the US, but no way in hell would I even bother with that shit.

I’d be willing to bet none of them were buying cards for themselves, or for children they knew. Just another hobby ruined by scalpers in the great 2020/21 scalping depression.

As a fellow lifetime Harry Potter fan what I always wanted growing up was to know what the wizarding community/history was like in the United States.