Yes, dear, we all know it could actually be more phallic. It was a rhetorical question meant to emphasize how phallic the image is without being an actual phallus.

Could this be any more phallic?

Metascore is an average of the scores given by the various ratings sites. I prefer to read individual reviews to get the reasons why they were given the score. Sometimes, if the reasons for a 5-6 aren't something that would keep me from playing a game, I'll pick it up. I don't just look at the score and say, "Well,…

I take Metascore with a grain of salt. I'd rather read the individual reviews or play a demo. I didn't mean to vomit on you about Metacritic, but buying games based on an average of its review scores seems silly to me.

I've never played a game made by these guys, but they always look gorgeous. Are the things I hear correct? Their games are beautiful, but they don't have much going for them aside from that?

Gohunks.

Fuck the 80s.

O_o

So glad I only lived two years and eight months of the 80s. Although, I do remember this show in the 90s. It was during that dreaded game show time in the middle of the day on Nickelodeon. I did love me some Legends of the Hidden Temple, though!

FUN FACT!

The same voice actor who voiced Olmec in Legends of the Hidden…

Australia, Canada, New Zealand, and South Africa are among others who primarily call it soccer. It's mainly because these countries have other uses for the word "football" in other sports—like Rugby football or American football—that are more popular than soccer in those countries.

I love Sonic, but this is bloody hilarious!

Yeah, the requests can get pretty ridiculous.

I still think they won in spite of this. The other conferences seemed so stale. Add the Treehouse Live stream and they skipped to the finish line.

Proof that these people are always accommodating in spite of their sad pay. I always hate it when people down on fast food workers. They get paid so little and they put up with so much crap from the people that come in. They aren't just high school kids working for some extra spending money, either. The high school…

How do you know you won't like what's coming? They produced Tomb Raider and Deus Ex. Also, some of us actually like the Final Fantasy XIII series. Sorry that you couldn't enjoy it.

I'm cool with playing the updated PC version. I understand why people want an HD remake, but the resources to make that game would take too much away from other projects Square Enix is working on. I think they would have to be in a much better place financially to really give it their all. Anything less wouldn't be…

It's a nice concept. I'll have to see how much it is before I get too excited about it, though. There are certain games on my Steam account I'd love to play on this kind of handheld.

If I didn't already own one, you're damn right I would be! I'm actually contemplating buying another one, if they ever get rid of having NNIDs tied to one system.

Saying that hasn't been appropriate during my entire 27 years on this Earth. Well, unless we count my grandparents, but they were from a different time so we excuse it. Even then, I really only ever excused it out of respect for my elders. You, however, should have no excuse for not knowing that calling non-white…

I seriously doubt the MSRP for Wii U will be lowered before the new Zelda releases.