So Voldemort just proves he's an asshole by attacking a private citizen?

“She said she doesn’t receive public assistance right now, but even if she did, it shouldn’t matter.

He was following a black teenager who he had to stand his ground against for reasons...............

Voldemort-looking, dick-resembling disobedient puppy.

My dad was in the military, so I grew up around military people, and there are certain people in or married to someone in the service, that are pretty much obsessed with getting everything they can get from that connection and milking it for all it’s worth. Not just tangible stuff either, but sympathy and attention.…

oops. We’ll miss ya.

Amenadiel could convince me to follow him to hell any time he wants.

So get this... my 72 year old ULTRA RELIGIOUS mom was like hey have you seen this show yet? You need to watch it. It’s not as bad as I thought it was going to be (code for I think he’s hot and I’m going to watch the hell out of it). It’s gotten to the point of her actually stopping mid fb convo with me to watch it.…

Lucifer is just misunderstood. He doesn’t want to be a bad guy, it’s God who is forcing him to play that role.

If they want to unnerve their children off Satan, have them read Hostage to the Devil by Malachi Martin. When they are done praying and being traumatized for life, they’ll not turn their eye to the devil in the least way for good. Night night, kids..

So six dozen housewives are pissed because they are getting turned on by Lucifer, says something right there

So in other words, just like any other vanpire hiding it's true form. Except for the stupid sparkly ones who should be eliminated from the lore: