Also, Excitebike had A FUCKING LEVEL CREATOR.

“Excitebike, in which you must mash the A and B buttons to propel a faceless biker over hills and speed traps, is a truly awful video game.” states fuck all about playability, it just tells me that he’s shit at the game.

As a man about to turn 35 this month, seeing this Simpsons post yesterday on io9 is what really hit me like an anvil that’s attached to an even bigger anvil falling down right above it.

When I was a teen in the 90s, I thought “almost three decades” was long as hell and that the 1960s and 1970s were ancient. And then…