Have you read Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell?

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This trailer is making me very aware of a lot of video game logic. Sulfer-infused rocks are more viable than tinder, rats are conspicuously absent from stealth grass, only certain special rocks can be used in the sling. It’s not the games fault, I just can’t help but notice

Grape Big League Chew is vastly superior to the original bubble gum flavor anyway, and somehow manages to be the only gum that stays soft even if you chew it for 20 minutes instead of turning into a pencil eraser in your mouth.

Pepe. He’s a king prawn, okay?

Actually, they were the fifth state to ratify it in 1866.

If men can ‘mansplain’ to each other, what exactly is the purpose of the term?

Neither yours nor Drew’s lists mention bubble gum flavor. WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE?

this is why I simply just shit in the handicapped parking spot.

Handicapped guy was being a total asswipe. No, we do not reserve 30% of all bathroom stalls in the country for the 1% who need it. Only a complete fucking moron would think that’s how it is supposed to work. It’s literally akin to arguing no one who can walk should be allowed to march up the handicapped access ramp.

Yeah the handicapped guy was being a dick. The point of a handicapped stall is not that it is reserved solely for people with disabilities, but that the handicapped have a place where they can comfortably manage themselves on the toilet. I’ve had to wait for a stall before, and there is no reason a handicapped person…

My wife is so afraid of someone noticing her when she goes to poop, she actually keeps a 2nd pair of shoes in her desk so nobody recognizes her in the stall. She calls them her Shittin’ Shoes.

At least it’s not set in present times so things like this shouldn’t happen.

Holy shit. That really adds an extra layer of fucked-up-ness.  Nevermind what kind of role he had in her film, but that she knew him since he was 7?!?

Is this the same Jimmy Bennett who played a character that got raped by Jeremy Renner in Argento’s film The Heart is Deceitful above All things? When he was like seven years old?

Thinking back to ‘Bram Stoker’s Dracula’... It’s pretty neat that through the sheer perseverance that finally led him to John Wick, Keanu has managed to complete the unlikely evolution from ‘woodenest pretty boy actor ever’ to ‘beloved authentic action star’. By all accounts it sounds like Reeves is a very decent,…

More of an Old Testament man, I see.

That line from Pacquiao that got such a big laugh from those in attendance translates to, “We just have to kick the chair.”

So... why’d Quicksilver lose his powers during Decimation, then?