Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

My then-roommate and I were at a bar and a guy came up to her and said in the most cheesy, oily voice you can imagine, “Hey, just to save some time: how would you like your eggs in the morning?”

Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare. After committing Bigfoot genocide you come upon the last one and he's just telling you to kill him and get it over with. I've played all the Mass Effect games and agonized over my decisions, but it didn't compare to how shitty I felt about forcing a virtual race of bigfoots…

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