This is...    way too much information.

The “hero” of our story is a total asshole, actually. Having a movie as big as Infinity War being spoiled sucks. But to invest a year of time building a fake friendship, with just the HOPE that you are going to see Endgame before the other guy, only to screw him over... that’s a sickness, man. Life must be treating…

So that guy dedicated a year of his life forming a fake friendship in order to get back at the guy who . . . spoiled a movie?

I was gonna say, he got his payback, but the odds of him dying alone and being undiscovered until his neighbors notice the foul odor just doubled.

This is just...sad and pathetic. And arguably much, much worse than what originally happened to this person because he actually made this other guy feel like he had a good friend before getting his revenge.

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

And now you’re back to no friends.  You sure showed him....

Both people suck 

Oh I’m sorry R Kelly.....are you telling your side and no one is believing you? Are you afraid that you might be locked away, not able to do the things you want and have to ask permission to do basic things?

I believe they will judge this guy.

I believe he can lie.

1. The Force Awakens

GO SEE BUMBLEBEE!!! It’s so good you guys. Don’t let THIS be the one that doesn’t make money! 

Do note that this is Mahomes’ sophomore season. He didn’t start much in his rookie year, but he was with the team and learning.

Old man: I REMEMBER WHEN 11-7 WAS A REAL FOOTBALL GAME. *falls asleep at 3PM on Sunday*

I don’t get it, is he washed up or was he never good? This take needs some work as he can’t be both.

Okay, that’s just ridiculous. The last time we saw Kaep play in 2016, he was pretty solid - 16/4 TD/INT ratio (4 TDs for every INT), 90.7 passer rating. Not superstar levels, no, but a solid mid-tier starter.

Oh. Oh shit, that didn’t even occur to me. Wow.